Don't you send me to vm
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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