Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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