Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
it's like heaven, but drunker
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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