My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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