Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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