it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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