his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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