but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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