But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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