my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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