Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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