AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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