In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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