There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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