The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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