alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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