you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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