Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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