That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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