I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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