My brain says no but my pants say off.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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