I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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