Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
drinking out of a sandbucket again
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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