he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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