i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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