no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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