Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
A+ Viking dick
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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