you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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