We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
