i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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