The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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