we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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