and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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