we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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