Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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