Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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