Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
