We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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