Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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