This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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