I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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