talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
