Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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