Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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