We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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