he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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