This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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