it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
A+ Viking dick
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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