I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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