Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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