Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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