I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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